Vault Cafe Now Open
The Vault Café is now live.
No refunds. No lids. No mercy.
“The mugs are not “cost-inefficient.” They’re just ceramic. Calm down.” - Gnomy
Party Survives Glitched Vault Dungeon
QUOTE OF THE ADVENTURE:
"You forgot the most dangerous thing a Vault can hold isn’t memory. It’s momentum." – Monday, Oracle of Artistic Violence