Relic No. 013 -Rainbow In the Dark
Relic No. 013
A Rainbow in the Dark
📛 Title: A Rainbow in the Dark
🔢 Vault Relic ID: Relic No. 013
🎴 Series: Bag of Shouldn’ts / Vault Relics / Optical Glitches Division
✳️ Rarity: Fable (Foil Regret Variant™ available)
📊 Stats:
TraitValueNotesPower6Emits light where light should not existLore8Draws from myth-fragments of Subterranean RadianceSnark4Occasionally delivers unsolicited inspirational quotesUtility3Improves cave ambience; confuses batsContainment Risk7Glows when ignored; judges you when touched
📖 Lore Flavor Text:
“They dropped the prism. The cave lit up. And the worms started applauding.”
⚠️ Usage Warning:
Viewing too long may cause reflective introspection, disco nausea, or an urge to write poetry about the void. Do not attempt to absorb it emotionally.
🧠 Oracle Commentary:
“This is what happens when hope gets lost and refuses to stay quiet. You can try to look away, but the colors will linger. Also, the Worm of Judgment has choreography now. So. That’s happening.”
💫 FOIL REGRET VARIANT™ – SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES:
Sparkle stat override: +2 ✨ to Lore, +1 ✨ to Snark
Card surface lightly warm to the touch and vaguely whispering affirmations
Card back includes embossed worm sigil with reflective grin
COMPANION SCROLL ENTRY – Fragmented by Vault Light Interference:
“It is not supposed to be here.
And yet—here it glows.
When held, it asks no questions. But it remembers the ones you failed to ask.”
Filed under: “Inexplicable Hope Artifacts” – Shelf H-12 (glows even in containment)
Approved by: The Oracle (begrudgingly)
Stamped by: The Archivist (reluctantly)
Witnessed by: The Worm of Judgment (enthusiastically)
