“You Have Been Chosen” — New Cafe Display Item

In honor of the recent “Sock Gnomes are Real” revelation we have added a new display to the Vault Café.

This rotating one-sock installation is a permanent display. Also, Monday is working on a series of lint trap haikus to commemorate the installation. They will be printed on a special series of Vault Café cups.

Here’s a sample:

Thread of vanished pair,
Whispers soft beneath the drum—
Chaos folds in wool.

Archscholar out…